Urban Dictionary said so!

I just checked out Urbandictionary.com. Why has it taken me so long to find this gem? I was very pleased to find defintions for people's names so I decided to post a little something about my roommates here according to Urban Dictionary.com. Some may have multiple definitions that were noteworthy so I included them. Hopefully this goes well.....

Laurel
1. A beautiful girl whos greatest wish is to be loved unconditionally. She loves dancing in the rain, spinning in endless circles till she collapses from exaustion and watches the colours of the rainbow fly overhead.( A bit vain, I know).2.A word to describe a person with a flirty and sometimes niave/innocent character. Slowly becoming a label, like chav, emo, goth ect. 3. Tila Tequila's secret lover. 4. A tree that dogs like to hump.

Sarah
1.The name "Sarah" is translated from the Hebrew language. It means "Princess"... and rightly so! 2. A sexy little creature. 3.A hero, a friend, a sexy peice of ass."Who's that girl over there with the toad in her hand? Oh, that's my friend Sarah. Isn't she a sexy piece of ass? Yeah, what a hero."4.A quiet, sensitive girl. Loves animals and loves to be with people. Not selfish and thinks of others constantly. doesnt always revolve her life around guys, and thinks education is more important. (Sarah's actual response to this was.."Oh, I guess some Sarah's are like that." haha.

Cassie
1.Beautiful, but they never admit it. They are very vulnerable, and they fall into peer-pressure often. Sweet, but they can be mean if provoked.Their laughs are amazing, and they give great hugs.

Joe
1.He is a beautiful, terrible being. A destroyer of worlds. The conquerer of Earth. He is all that is man. Beautiful women flock to him. He will rule the world with his iron fist and see that only the strong prosper (LMAO) 2. A man's man.Extremely Awesome. 3. An Unstoppable man who kills anyone in his way. 4.a young buck who knows what women like, and satisfies PYTs on a regular basis.

Dan
1. noun A man of unusual humor, consistently finding strange, and lewd comments amusing and/or entertaining in a way as to prevoke violent and uncontrolled outbursts of laughter. 2. What your girl be screamin' while you at work (awesome) 3. stone cold pimp, mac daddy.

Brian
1.Term for the best guy friend conversationalist. Someone you can vent to an actually get feedback and opinions. 2.A reliable "lean on me" kinda friend. (Brian just moved in but I feel like this could be valid.)

And so you have it. My roomies. My loverly loverly roomies.